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What do I do if I get Confarta in my eye?
I took Confarta and now my gas smells like lavender. Should I be concerned?
I took Confarta and I've had an erection for over four hours. What should I do?




What do I do if I get Confarta in my eye?

My first thought is, how did you get an enema in your eye? Did you read the instructions? I've got to tell the guys in the office this one. Let me get back with you.

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I took Confarta and now my gas smells like lavender. Should I be concerned?

Confarta not only works to buffer embarassing sounds, but also provides pleasant odors. Confarta comes in five scents: Lavender, Almond, Baked Cookies, Berry, and Ocean Breeze.

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I took Confarta and I've had an erection for over four hours. What should I do?

Anything that moves. No, seriously, what your describing is a little known, but common side effect called priapism. If it really has been four hours (some people do like to brag), seek medical attention.

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