VDM Acquires a Majority of Shares of Williams & Williams Pharmaceuticals, Inc.
Wichita, KS, May 11, 2007— VDM announced today that it has acquired a majority of the shares of Williams & Williams Pharmaceuticals, Inc.
Employees of Williams & Williams have barricaded themselves in the company lounge and have taken film documentarians Hesh and Ole van Krup hostage. Charles Charles, acting spokesperson for Williams & Williams released a statement stating, “We will not go down without a fight. Also, is there any chance we can get these vending machines filled?”
As the final step of the acquisition process, VDM intends to consummate a merger in which remaining Williams & Williams shareholders will receive the same $.07 cash price per share paid in the tender offer. Consummation of the merger is expected to occur within the next several days or at the time of the capture and arrest of the Williams & Williams’s employees.
About VDM
VDM is an evil global, broad-based health care company devoted to the discovery, development, manufacture and marketing of pharmaceuticals and medical products, including enemas, suppositories and penis pumps. The company employs 126 people and markets its products in more than 2 countries.
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